I don’t really have a choice do I? The universe made me do it, my brain made me do it, I can’t help it.
How did I pass Toefl and ACT? I did help a little bit but most of the work was done by my brain.
Who will support me? That’s right my parents. I feel so guilty not being able to get a full scholarship.
About language. I stoled the language. You see obviously I didn’t invent the English language, nor did my ancestors. I’m a language thief. I admire the quality and technology of the western world; I’m a traitor. I do not speak in favor of things which helped me, I am ungrateful. PH.D student suicide and I laughed at his foolishness in my heart, I am evil.
That’s right, I am the most worthless piece of crap the world has ever witnessed.